Funny Money Friday: Twelve cheesy money jokes
Each week, CreditBloggers.com focuses on the lighter side of the personal finance world in a series called "Funny Money Friday."
Take a break from taxes, interest rates, identity theft and all those other grown-up worries! CreditBloggers.com has searched high and low for some of the best cheesy kids jokes about money. The following jokes, gags and puns should help to brighten up your Friday:
Was there any money on Noah's ark? Yes, the duck had a bill, and the frog had a greenback!
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
Where do penguins keep their money? In snow banks!
Why do the Irish keep their money in banks? Because it's Dublin!
An FBI agent is interviewing a bank teller after the bank had been robbed 3 times by the same bandit. "Did you notice anything special about the man?" asks the agent. "Yes," replies the teller. "He was better dressed each time."
When does it rain money? When there's a change in the weather!
Why is paper money more valuable than coins? When you put it in your pocket you double it, when you take it out its in creases!
What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person!
Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it!
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck will have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."
What did the car dealer say? The best way to get back on your feet is to miss a car payment!
What did the fisherman give to the IRS? His net taxes!
Happy Funny Money Friday! Do you know a good money joke? Share it in the comments section below!
Really enjoyed your jokes. Here is another one:
A father is explaining ethics to his son, who is about to go into business. “Suppose a woman comes in and orders a hundred dollars worth of material. You wrap it up, and you give it to her. She pays you with a $100 bill. But as she goes out the door you realize she’s given you two $100 bills. Now, here’s where the ethics come in: should you or should you not tell your partner?”
Posted by: Nicole Price | March 14, 2008 at 06:38 AM