Funny Money Friday: Stock Market Crash Jokes

Money doesn't have to be boring! Each week, CreditBloggers.com takes a look at the lighter side of the personal finance world in a series called Funny Money Friday.

The stock market has taken another dive this week, the second time that we've gone through 300+ point drops this year. Big problems in the mortgage industry and corporate lending markets don't seem to be going away anytime soon. CNN has gone so far to call it "The End of the Credit Party."

While I continue to watch the value of my 401(k) tick down, here are a few good stockbroker jokes for Funny Money Friday:

Merrill Lynch has adjusted its investment portfolio: 50% cash and 50% canned goods.

Bumper sticker on Wall Street:  My other Porsche is for sale.

How many investment bankers can you fit in the back of a pickup truck? Only 2 - you have to leave room for the lawn mowers!

I have an uncle down at Wall Street.  He used to have a corner on the market. Now he has a market on the corner.

"Get my broker, Miss Jones."

"Yes sir.  Stock, or Pawn?"

Have a great weekend!

Emily Davidson is editor of CreditBloggers.com and a former credit expert for the credit bureau, TransUnion. She writes about credit and personal finance topics.